- No one really expects anything of you anymore.
- You aren't required to go to meetings.
- If you don't show up, what are they going to do about it?
- Those who weren't laid off tiptoe around you.
- Screw company policy- I'm wearing flip flops and jeans.
- You don't have to listen to your co-worker's loud, annoying text notification (that they never, ever feel the need to turn down, regardless if the traffic cop down the street can hear it too.)
- You don't have to listen to their loud phone conversations either.
- Hours and hours of Hulu, Pinterest, and TelevisionWithoutPity.
- Time to plan your future the way you like it.
I hope that this happening is a good thing, otherwise I may get bitter and start drinking like Marge. At least my heart will be happy for the phytochemicals.
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| "I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half, but I can’t drink that much." |
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